am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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