Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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