I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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