Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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