I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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