There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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