Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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