For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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