Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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