and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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