omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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