Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
babies were throwing up all over the place
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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