She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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