oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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