I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
then he tried to convert me to islam
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Randomize
