do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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