the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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