my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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