just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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