"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my being single is dangerous.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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