i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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