Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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