just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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