I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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