Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
tell me about the fingering
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