Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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