You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize