no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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