sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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