Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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