Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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