Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Randomize
