Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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