Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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