question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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