VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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