Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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