dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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