it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
