He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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