You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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