Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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