reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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