Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
