if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
