Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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