Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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