Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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