There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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