he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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