I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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