Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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