Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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