Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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