i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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