I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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