Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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