just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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