awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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