she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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