mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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